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January 2009
06
Dude-a-Day
05
EE Insider
December 2008
28
Stern and Price? Total dicks.
23
“Say, lend me your comb…”
19
Ever since he got back from the Crusades, he’s been weird
November 2008
28
Even Rene was down with web standards.
26
What boy doesn’t grow up wanting to own a car engineered by ninja super-warriors?
Richard Rodriguez on Proposition 8
25
Kaloian Toshev
Worth Your Time, Tuesday Afternoon Video Edition
14
Okay, this may not suck.
11
In which my week to date is summarized
October 2008
29
Charles Meets Barack
28
Alka Seltzer’s Hot New Ad Campaign
Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model
23
Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly
18
Nested in its boughs
16
Standard Image
J. Bradford Dillon
11
Bradley
07
Scroll Magazine
04
An Event Apart 2009
The Howard & Nester Comics Archive
03
Of Freeze and Failure
01
Splicd
September 2008
30
Jeanne Says…
29
Shaun Inman’s stripped-down cover of Thom Yorke’s “Rabbit In Your Headlights”
28
CSS Systems for writing maintainable CSS
26
One Will Be Revealed
“You just suck at Mega Man, son.”
URL parameters are a bitch.
25
Cisco’s failpage
What is the sound of one site crashing?
24
Stripegasm
14
On Nails, Lipstick, and Redesigns
August 2008
23
Please return tray tables to their upright and locked position.
Paleontological character studies in motion
21
Team Fortress 2 updates finally coming to the Xbox 360
18
The Story of Braid
17
I left my heart in something something.
John McCain and Rick Warren, distilled
11
Bush Goes to the Olympics
Super Oors World
10
“Impossible Is Nothing”
07
The Art Of Braid: Creating A Visual Identity For An Unusual Game
“Is it safe?”
05
Britain, from above
July 2008
30
Giles Coren’s “mightily pissed off” rant to The Times’ sub-editors
29
The Scrolling Experience and “The Fold”
A List Apart’s Survey, 2008 Edition
24
Alexs Sennwald
23
Yes, please.
Jewel.
Totoro Forest Project
Interview with Syd Mead, “visual futurist” on Blade Runner
What’s In It For Doogie Howser?
22
Have Keynote deck, will travel
Bon Iver / Bowerbirds tickets for sale
21
Nervo.tv’s lovely Zune reel
Bibliophobic, you say?
17
Hand over the ring
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
11
What Is a Searcher Searching For?
Kaa
09
Politics aside…
08
Use Tabs in Textmate for Files Opened Via Transmit
On the power of failure
07
Twenty 120
02
Dan Cederholm has a fantastic interview with some upstart publication I’m sure you’ve never heard of
Eugeny Parfenov
June 2008
30
Tippi never looked so good.
Archive of gorgeous old Blue Note album covers
“Note to the religious right: auto-replace is not your friend”
29
It all happened here.
28
Happy Fun Time with the English Language!
The John McCain Green Screen Challenge
We’re Google. Our shit is second-rate, but you’re the ones we’ll make fun of.
26
Stephen’s got a brand new bag
Eventbot
21
How to stop iPhone interference in speakers
Breathtaking full-color photos of Mars’ atmosphere
Onomatopoetic, i18n-style.
19
On plagiarism and ironic mustaches.
What is good tequila?
Mixed bag
18
Welcome
15
“Something to print & read”
12
It’s Software, Not Religion
The Real Story of the Superheroes
Greg done wrote a great article.
11
My friend Catherine’s latest minicomic is out, and it is worth your $2
XTRABOLD™
10
Moving CSS typography forward
09
McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists
Pac-Samurai
08
In which Rob is so much cooler than you.
05
Bring in the noise, bring in the dot matrix printer
“Return to Paradise: The enduring relevance of John Milton”
Looking Back: How Different Groups Voted (Flash)
May 2008
31
The Younger Cool
30
Shortly after this photo was taken, a bout of jazz-tap fighting broke out.
29
Viva Calaca!
28
Heaven forfend the tool actually act like a president.
27
Dunkin’ Donuts yanks Rachael Ray ad
26
Ryan Irelan done launched some ExpressionEngine screencasts
Oogie boogie, baby. Oogie boogie.
25
Media hype: How small stories become big news
24
Advanced Beauty
21
Why ExpressionEngine Should Be Your Next CMS
16
In which Wilson is brilliant.
15
I’m inspired to join.
Behind The Scenes: Bill O’Reilly On Inside Edition
Gay marriage legal in California
The Right Choice?
14
Curtis Jenkins
09
Dude-brahs: Kneel before your new dude-brah overlord.
08
Right next to “DOING IT WRONG for Dummies”
Automatically fixing widowed words
Chaitén, erupted.
07
StatAttak
Secret McCain Campaign Slogan Memo Leaked
06
When the fall is all that’s left
Dear Shaun
05
Stina Persson
Twitter Charts
The Really Perfect Ringtone
03
The All-White Elephant in the Room
02
All streets
Devil in a bottle
01
DIABEETUS
April 2008
30
Boston Web Studio
A fight with invisible knives.
Hivelogic on backups
Untitled
The perfect iPhone Ringtone
28
Designing for the Social Web: the Book
Stoav Graphics
Capital City Super Squad
A Whole New Relationship
27
César Moreno
I want you to want me
24
TWSS?
Brothercake says, “Stop using Ajax!”
While My Greenpeace Gently Weeps
Massimo Vignelli’s New York subway map
“But seriously, dogg, you’re in card territory.”
22
Bitter Patter
Science Machine
18
If ABC moderated the Lincoln-Douglas debates
16
Brad Bird’s eulogy for Ollie Johnston, one of Disney’s “Nine Old Men”
Probably the most even-handed review of last night’s sham debate
Insomniac
15
Designers’ Toolbox: OS Form Elements
The Illuminati
Anton Peck on responsible Photoshop use
Clever title!
Only in frickin’ Boston.
14
This is not the greatest song in the world.
13
NEWWORK MAGAZINE
On “Bittergate”
09
Jake Gittes can’t tell a decent joke to save his life
07
Renderance
GraphicalHouse
Adaptive Path interviews Cordell Ratzlaff, former design lead on OS X
02
The Web Beyond the Desktop
March 2008
30
Look at the uncanny valley on her.
27
Just not in the mood.
John Resig’s talk at Northeastern about Javascript & jQuery
26
This pretty much epitomizes “DO NOT WANT.”
Screw limited print runs.
25
The Obama Doctrine
Too cool for words.
24
Jordan Domont
Paul Robertson’s “Kings of Power 4 Billion %”
23
The Robot Needs Storage.
22
19/f/medic
21
Poland’s Heritage: A Commonwealth of Diverse Cultures
19
Yahoo’s latest performance tips
“Hillary’s Nasty Pastorate”
The Evolution of Mugshot Design
”There are precedents.”
The Sad Truth About Relationships
18
The art of TekkonKinkreet
17
Photos from last week’s Markup & Style Society mini-conference
16
If it’s relevant to you…
Super Real Mario Brother
Questionaut
14
“The Day of a Pyro”
13
Buck Turgidson Would’ve Been Proud
12
Six-word reviews of 763 SXSW MP3s
11
Nothing to see here.
Dorthy.
Welcome to cloud.
10
compfight
A hung-over Avon lady in Vegas.
On “off the record.”
Presidential candidates, D&D-style
07
From customer service to user-centric design
06
Laura Brunow Miner is JPG’s New Editor
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
04
The Fear Factory
February 2008
29
Keyboard shortcuts for Google Reader
28
Nubrella
27
Meep meep.
The Greatest Video In The World.
Bad-ass timeline heatmap of presidential election trends
26
Clouds
HELP COMPUTER
The Audacity of Data
25
Markup & Style Make Robot Go Something Something…
24
“Do not take Annuale if you plan to…become pregnant, as it may turn your baby into a firemonster.”
37signals is one hell of a profitable business
I Drink Your Milkshake!
A few handy Firefox shortcuts
The SXSW Diet
Boomshine
23
WaSP Round Table: IE8’s Default Version Targeting Behavior
22
Han Solo in Carbonite. IN A DESK.
21
How to type proper quotes, dashes, and whatnot in OS X
timoni.org
20
Frame from the upcoming Watchmen movie
19
Some stunning entries in Veerle’s poster competition
Webstocked
18
MIT’s Patrick Winston on How to Speak
Jaredigital redesigns.
The University of Chicago
Quack attorney Jack Thompson challenges fake Sam Jackson to actual debate
17
Poolga
No Gods or Kings: Objectivism in BioShock
FreakAngels
Wellcome Collection: The Heart
13
Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle
Trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie
Lord of the Rains
12
Eric Meyer’s reset CSS has a home
11
Senate Moves to Shield Phone Companies on Eavesdropping
Spongebob Squarepants’ voice actors re-dub some Hollywood classics
In other news…
Vanity Fair’s reimaginings of some Hitchcock classics.
Dramatic Lemur
09
In Diesel
08
Wanna-be Harajuku girls
07
I’m so buying eight of these.
Other Things There Will Be, in Addition to Blood.
04
The Badass of the Week: Andrew Jackson
MediaDrift
03
The Five Most Pwned Newscasters
This might need to go in the office.
Yes, We Can.
January 2008
31
kropp
X-No-Thanks
A reasoned response to X-UA-Compatible
Follow the Oil Money
The Pearce Sisters
30
SimpleBits’ new skin
Yehrin Tong Illustration
29
Archer
27
Microsoft versioning: accessibility implications
A Beep Apart
Sam Jackson: Patron of letters (and of your mama).
I may have just snorted.
25
Internet Explorer lays anchor in 1999, sets sail for the future
24
History of Predictive Text Swearing
Dwell’s interview with Chip Kidd
Key to Reserva
23
My most favorited tweets
X-UA-Lemur-Compatible
Oh, just stop talking. Please.
Sound and Fury
What is the sound of one browser failing?
Senator Dodd’s long (but eloquent) speech against FISA legislation
Half-tuck is the new Mullett
Ray Smuckles for President.
22
Hit Me On My iPhone
WIWP
21
David Baron on how version data slows innovation
Code Happy
13
George Orwell’s Politics and the English Language
From whence lulz?
"With friends like these…"
12
Soïa & Kyo
10
Hilarious Twitter-like review of Uwe Boll’s latest cinematic crapfest
09
Messing up the interface
Yoda and Darth Vader in Soul Calibur IV?
Dan posts new, droolworthy photos of his new office.
07
Early rap/hip-hop/roller-disco flyers, NYC, 1979-1983
05
Jackson Publick published pics of the new season of Venture Bros.
Death Village
A High Definition Choice
03
Passive resistance, like Gandhi
Evolution of the Power-Up
02
YouTube explains "The Amen Break" to you
Valve’s new Portal shirts are pure sex.
01
Three Trees Don’t Make a Forest
"You Don’t Understand Our Audience": What I learned about network television at Dateline NBC
December 2007
31
Bridget Warren
29
Is It Ethan Marcotte’s Birthday?
Further commentary on the RIAA’s asshattery
RIAA decides personal use is illegal
LOGARTIS CLASSICAL
NODACT™
27
Terminus
iKlimt
The New York Times’ slideshow of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination
24
They shoot standardistas, don’t they?
Henry Sene Yee Design
Adam Greenfield weighs in on Monocle
22
Getting Better
Neil Summerour’s latest typeface, Epic
Wii hacking with Johnny Chung Lee
Peter Sellers riffing on Laurence Olivier’s Richard III, using the lyrics from A Hard Day’s Night
I waterboard!
20
New teaser trailer for Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Animator vs. Animation
17
Okay, that’s it. It’s officially time to turn off the internet.
BusinessWeek on Target
Adhemas Batista
16
On second (and subsequent) posts.
Week 12 of “Layer” Tennis
New trailer for The Dark Knight
14
Jingle++;
13
Import del.icio.us bookmarks to Yojimbo
12
Opera78
11
Nixie Clock
10
Zaky Infant Pillow
09
Safari AdBlock
06
Set photos from Twin Peaks
Lifehacker interviews Quicksilver’s Creator
Object-Oriented Event Listening through Partial Application in JavaScript
05
Airbag embiggens.
04
Metrokitty does Tokyo
03
On Experts and Expertise
EFF study confirms Comcast’s BitTorrent interference
Christopher Schmitt interviews yours truly
01
Greg and Ethan, l. to r.
November 2007
30
Wonderfully outraged editorial on the Golden Compass boycott
29
The Rissington Podcast has redesigned.
I heart TextMate a little more.
Russ has a blog.
27
Awesome list of OS X menubar items
Email Standards Project
ZIP viewer: A Quick Look plug-in
26
Back lot photos from Zack Snyder’s upcoming Watchmen
25
Three Legged Legs
Flickr photoset of vintage photo badges
24
Invoking Leopard’s Quick Look from the command line
Booq’s Mamba Sling
22
Pixelsurgeon is Dead.
20
DrawerGeeks’ take on the Sith
Promotional posters for FOX’s upcoming “Sarah Connor Chronicles”
A compendium of 150 Monty Python Sketches
19
Permalinks for comments in Basecamp
15
Light Graffiti
RFP, R.I.P.
14
Storm Trooper Dancing in Shibuya
13
Do Canonical Web Designs Exist?
Lokesh Dhakar
Kemp Muhl
Darths & Droids
Jet Lag’s a Bitch
12
Disabling Spotlight in Leopard
Anton Peck’s iPhone/iTouch Backgrounds
Delusion
More Width
11
Karpa: The work of David Carvalho
CrisVector
06
Super Mario Bros. Tesla Coil
October 2007
30
Context.
28
Beside Sensō-ji
What’s Leopard really worth?
DM of the Rings
27
Japan, Day 0
26
Content AND Presentation
High ALtitude Object
High Resolution Photoshop Brushes
Egg pants
24
Soviets! In! Space!
Signalnoise: The art of James White
23
notcoming’s review of The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Auto line-height: a jQuery plugin for flexible layouts
Gmail gets IMAP
How cats wake us up
22
The Superest
Boeing? I hardly know her.
Drink Responsibly
Micropatronage: The revenge
Free My Phone
19
Jump (in pitch)!
Comcast Blocks Some Internet Traffic
17
Swearing at work boosts team spirt, morale
Okami confirmed for Wii
No Shirts
Phone Fingers
Some quality feedback on the ALA survey.
Dalek Pumpkin
Jack Dalton’s Phone Number
Care to scrum?
16
Validator S.A.C.
Modern Mechanix
If I said you had a beautiful spreadsheet, would you hold it against me?
15
Thingamagoop
The Grief That Made ‘Peanuts’ Good
14
Greenpeace takes Apple to task on iPhone
A Mock Columnist, Amok
Alberto Cerriteño
The ‘Good Germans’ Among Us
13
A day in the life of the Soviet Union
Jinyoung Shin
12
How to disarm 10 difficult client observations/requests
Mel Blanc interviewed by David Letterman
11
Get Lat Lon: Find the latitude and longitude of a point on a map.
Lessing informed about Nobel, “couldn’t care less”
CorporatePig
Valve’s Portal: The Flash Game
Karate. Nuns.
exljbris, a free quality font foundry.
09
Revolution in Jesusland
Apple sued over “i-Bricks”
New trailer for The Golden Compass
08
Milk
Convenience Wins, Hubris Loses and Content vs. Context
07
Joseph Kosinski
06
Eastern Promises
05
Snipes and Connery, Sittin’ In a Tree
Indistinguishable from magic
04
Cut & Paste Digital Design Tournament 2007
Portable Media Players = Thinly Disguised Plot For World Domination
03
Jennifer X.O.X.O. Daniel Loves You
Bunnies!
Target and accessible websites
The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie
PromoGuy dot Net
Reason #29813 Why Single-Passenger Charter Planes Should Become the Norm
01
Rules of beeping
9/11 Is Over
Multi-Safari
September 2007
30
$5 Chocolate Bar
28
Cornell vs. Inman: A Photoshop Tennis match-up
27
Lineups for literacy
Stephen Fry: Let Fame
25
The Next Internet Millionaire
si scott design
Felipe Hefler’s SWEET
John Harvard statue gets Spartan’d
Hat Heads vs. Bed Heads
24
Female "ninjas" rob gas station
Generic gravatar cache
Richard Dawkins lays the cranial smack down.
23
“I already know how to drink.”
Les-LIE! Les-LIE! Les-LIE!
21
The Talk Show. Design by Airbag.
The Guests
20
A truckload of fixes for “sticky” Son of Suckerfish menus in IE7
Book Autopsies
Charles Bronson smells like pipe tobacco, old doormen, and bullets.
Written.
All Ampersand Up In It
19
iPhone & iPod: contain or disengage?
Stephen Fry has a blog.
Mac OS X Keyboard Shortcuts
18
Charlie Rose’s 1996 discussion with Steve Jobs and John Lasseter
New music video for They Might Be Giants’ "I’m Impressed"
Adobe says CS3 may not work in Leopard